Vice Cap

Otherwise known as thebookbug5, she isn't going to put her fandomly description here partly because it is not nearly as interesting or descriptive as everyone elses and she can't be bothered to trawl through several dusty old threads to find it.
 * Communicates mostly through capslocks, and only ceases to when something dire happens. Maybe not even then.
 * Is apparently rather eccentric and spazzy - the ecentric part can certainly be confirmed with her obsession with not yet entirely revealed character Luxembourg, or more specifically, his chin.
 * Enjoys cuddles and often mourns the fact that most of her favourite characters die. Because they do. Always.
 * Enjoys boat puns and other facets of bad humour.

Role in Fandomly
A founding member of the fandomly, she is the daughter of Rabbit and Natty, sister of Uncle Maria and Panda, who then all encouraged her to have more children than she could count. She followed this advice, and nowadays cannot count the number of children she has had with an unnamed source (although there is evidence to suggest that they were the result of a fruitless marriage with Steve - evidence that she thoroughly denies, of course) on her fingers.

Vice Captain
Appointed Vice Captain of the SS Ninja Alpaca, she sails the ship through the treachourous waters of HST. The quality of her sailing is contreversial, though, as she has nearly sunk the ship several times. She, along with Panda, was said to be a participant in the mysterious Project A.L.P.A.C.A, where she did some form of sailing.

Role in Steve Wars
Vice Cap has participated in most Steve wars - she commands the Navy as Fleet Admiral, armed with double pistols and a cannon, in addition to the multiple armed ships, of course. She was once married to Steve, and they often have bitter discussions about their marriage that turned sour.

Other Fandoms
Enjoys crossover pairings with the other series' she likes quite a lot, so this list might be useful for the people who have no idea about what she's talking about whenever she mentiones "Baby Einstein/the World - OTP".
 * Sherlock, Dr Who, various other reputable and disreputable televisions shows.
 * Pandora Hearts, Kuroshitsuji and other dark, vaguely homoerotic mangas.
 * Afterschool Charisma, Natsume Yuujinchou, Natsume Ono manga.
 * Homestuck - a rare Hetastuck in the fandomly.
 * X/1999, Tokyo Babylon and other CLAMP mangas that she loves to death.
 * The Mortal Instruments, and other awful teenage fantasy novels.